What? People put… that’s a thing? So make sure you don’t talk about anything sexy around middle-schoolers.
Purely speculative, of course-my cadre of friends and I were still trying to get boys to notice we existed-but I was dumbfounded. I’ll never forget the slumber party conversation during which I first heard of a blow job. But middle schoolers are seeing more mature films, having more unsupervised time online, and hearing more from their older siblings, so their sex talk has the air of authenticity. Same when Billy Gibbs said that all the families in the neighborhood had two kids because wives got pregnant by eating one of their husband’s testicles. Elementary school playground talk bordered on the silly and patently false No one freaked out when Cindy McClanahan told everyone that sex was when a girl and a boy licked each other’s butts, because no one thought that was actually true. Finding out some piece of fascinating, yet grotesque and terrifying knowledge about sex. Since you’ve probably blocked out those memories, here’s a refresher on the five essential activities of the middle schooler.ġ. As a middle school teacher, I assure you that the modern day middle school experience is every bit as awkward as yours was.
